We're a man and a talking supercomputer inside a car. And we kinda like each other.

-Will Arnett will be the voice of the Knight Rider car. No word on whether he will accept a role in 30 years as the life mentor for the titular character on 'Newly Activated Robot Initiates Contact With Mainframe.'

-What we do on NBC echoes in enternity. Wait till you get to photo #10. Nobody makes Wolf bleed his own blood.

-For all those Jumbos out there, NQR made it onto the Sports Illustrated college website. Maybe next time it will even be for sports. Or the illustration of sports. Naked sports. What?

-Schoolhouse Rock Live exists.

-The only thing scarier than the idea of dinosaurs getting loose in an island theme park is the idea of robot dinosaurs getting loose in a mainland theme park. As the Engaget article notes: "The dinos will contain embedded potentiometers and motion sensors (amongst others), apparently allowing the reptilian re-creations to follow visitors with their eyes, track specific colors of clothing, regulate their own movements, and even lunge at viewers... then eat them."

-I read an alarming article in the Washington Post about radiation streams coming out of black holes and shooting across galaxies. Despite the veneer of journalism and scientific restraint, I got everything i was supposed to out of it: Space aliens from another dimension are shooting particle cannons at their carbon-based enemies, and Earth could be next. They may or may not be the Protoss. The Post did not address it.

That's all until the new year, I'm out for awhile. See ya on the flip side.

The Darth Vinci Code?

-From eavesdropping on Facebook, this image. Blows the mind.

-In keeping with the religious theme, Pac-Man is not to be outdone.

-The charitable fellows at Minty Fresh, Ezra Furman and the Harpoons' record label, have been hit with the holiday spirit and are giving away his album for download on their website. It was a one week only thing that expired a while ago, but it looks like it still works.

-The decidedly un-charitable fellows who came up with the upcoming NBC show "Baby Borrowing" will be picking up the time slot left empty when American Gladiators ends its run. I say un-charitable because who would do this to a baby: 'When "Gladiator" wraps its run, it will be replaced by "Baby Borrowers," which premieres Monday, Feb. 18. Based on a Blighty format, skein puts real babies in the care of rowdy teenagers in an attempt to teach the teens a lesson in responsibility (Daily Variety, March 12).' Actually, I think an earlier version of this show might be how David Spade ended up how he did. Maybe when Hulk Hogan is done hosting gladiators, he'll jump over to this show and relive his 'Mr. Nanny' days.

-Tell true stories, folks.